My wife once wrote a post on her blog called, You know you married a Salvadoran when…. As you’ve probably guessed, now I’m going to have a little revenge.
You Know You Married a Gringa When…
#1. You have a peanut butter sandwich in your lunch box every day.
#2. Your pet dog is treated like a family member rather than an animal.
#3. There are 5 different kinds of sunscreen in the bathroom cabinet.
#4. You have to explain who is Topo Gigio, Chavo del 8, and Cantinflas.
#5. You see your spouse barefooted more often than not.
#6. Moving your mother into the house is A VERY BIG DEAL.
#7. You can quote the funniest lines from every episode of Seinfeld, (and actually understand the humor now.)
#8. You start to think certain behaviors are rude, which you once thought were normal – (such as not showing up on time or showing up uninvited.)
#9. Your father-in-law talks to you about baseball, American football and NASCAR, but not soccer.
#10. She laughs at you when you tell her pointing at a rainbow makes it disappear and when you put Vicks Vaporub up your nose.
(Got another one? Add it in comments!)